I may have lacked an update last night, sorry, I was kinda busy trying to get this stupid computer to work, and I'm still working on it. In my life currently, I've got to fix this thing so I can use Photoshop on it instead of my slow laptop, and so far so good. Anyway, other then that, I've learned my teacher is quite good at teaching, she'll get you emotional and everything and you'll be so into the lesson, she could flat out be lying and you wouldn't think twice about it.

Well I know everyone only reads this for the jokes, so here you go, this times it's kids and religion.

A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.

The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.

Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.

"If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,

'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'

Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,

"Ryan, you be Jesus!"

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A father was at the beach with his children  when the four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore where a seagull lay dead in the sand.

"Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.

"He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied.

The boy thought a moment and then said,

"Did God throw him back down?"

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A wife invited some people to dinner.

At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,

"Would you like to say the blessing?"

"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.

"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.

The daughter bowed her head and said,

"Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"